2. “We aren’t dating… we’re talking.”
Translation: I have no intentions on making you my girlfriend but we can hang out and have sex.
3. “You should come over and watch a movie.”
Translation: Come over and have sex with me.
4. “Keep our pictures and our relationship status off social media”
Translation: I don’t want other women to know I’m taken because that would ruin my game.
5. “Let’s grab drinks tonight.”
Translation: I don’t want to pay for your dinner.
6. “I’ve been burned before in relationships.”
Translation: Monogamy terrifies me.
7. “I wasn’t flirting with her. I’m just a friendly guy.”
Translation: I was flirting with her and hoped you wouldn’t notice.
8. “I just need a night out with the guys. You understand, right?”
Translation: I need my space tonight without you. There may be other women there, but they won’t be annoying as you are to me right now.
9. “I just want to watch a little football, have some drinks, eat a few wings, and kick back.”
Translation: Leave me alone, woman the games is on.
10. “It was nice meeting your friends.”
Translation: I will tolerate your friends but you better keep them out of our business.